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Monday, July 12th - 12:02 am
Update - Jay Navok

July is Chibi Chibi Month

 

July has been improved.

July is supposed to be many things. National Ice Cream Month. National Recreation and Parks Month. And even Hemochromatosis Screening Awareness Month. The fact is none of those are important, especially not that last one. Rather, in our infinite wisdom, we have declared July to be Chibi Chibi Month.

It is important for us to occasionally show our gratitude to this manifest star-seed for all the things she has provided us with:

  • A universe not filled with chaos
  • A Seiya with dessert on his face
  • Vanilla Coke
  • The movie Maverick
  • Other
  • There are some things she provided us with that we could do without, namely Kidz Bop, but for the most part it's all good.

    Today we will celebrate the many victories of Chibi Chibi, as well as uncover a few stories which she would certainly have preferred to have left covered, but then she shouldn’t keep a diary whose proclamation against viewing its contents consists of the cryptic phrase, “Do Not Chibi.”

    Thus, Chibi Chibi, we salute you!

    Chibi Chibi has done many things for us. In addition to greatly entertaining us with her many intentional gaffes and hypothetically innocent reactions to situations, she saved us from the world’s greatest evil. She totally deserved a lollipop for that but I hate carrying change and so didn’t break the twenty, but one day I’ll definitely get her it and then she’ll be willing to leave the department store I left her at.

    Chibi Chibi willingly sacrificed herself in the battle with Chaos and became the light of hope that Usagi then broke. Chibi Chibi never forgave Usagi for being such a dumb-ass and breaking an unbreakable sword. Even today she complains to Sailor Galaxia on a regular basis, “She broke me. She f@$#king BROKE me. IT HURTS WHEN YOU BREAK PEOPLE. I mean HOLY CRAP you’d think she’d be gentle wielding my infinite power but NOOOOOO.” These days Galaxia either rolls her eyes or says, “Jeez get a new frickin’ line” to which Chibi Chibi always responds, “You have no appreciation for me! I hate you. I’m leaving!” She then shoots to some random planet where she bitches to random strangers on the street but they’re always like, “Why are you following me.” This irks Chibi Chibi so she taunts them back, “Why are you following me.” They get pissed off but we all know how this ends- umbrella in their nose.

    Chibi Chibi laughs in your face, you mere mortal!

    Galaxia often finds herself regretting saying anything when Chibi Chibi gets in her moods because the Galactic Cauldron is an outdated piece of crap running Windows 95 OS/1 and it takes a couple millennia for her to do a search for Chibi Chibi. (She wants to upgrade but there just aren’t many places hiring infinitely powerful senshi these days.) It’s a tad inconvenient to be missing your star seed. Not that a star seed really does anything, she just gets gassy without it.

    Chibi Chibi also brought delight into the hearts of old people by destroying stuff. Every old rich person loves it when some little ball of excitement boulderdashes into their house and eats their candy and breaks their really expensive antique crap. This works out well because despite appearances Chibi Chibi really really loves breaking things. Every year for her birthday Galaxia buys her a Ming Vase and Chibi Chibi smashes it on the floor and giggles madly. The fact is that Chibi Chibi has a lot of angst.

    While certainly there are many reasons for us to be grateful for Chibi Chibi, we also need to pay tribute to Chibi Chibi because she constantly needs to be told how utterly incredible and omnipotent and great she is otherwise she loses self-confidence and then gets angry and starts hurling lightning bolts and talking about hellfire and whatnot.

    Thus, here are some things that Chibi Chibi did which may change the minds of those of us unwilling to respect the Chibi Chibi.

    Thus, if you have a forum membership, join us in celebrating Chibi Chibi month by placing a Chibi Chibi picture in your sig with the phrase, “July is Chibi Chibi Month.” You’ll be glad you did. In fact, you’re better off doing it; you don’t want to face the wrath of an unhappy rogue star seed.

    Thanks theedqueen, Otaku Witch, and Neeko for their graphics.
     

    Incidentally, today I got the TV Japan Satellite Channel installed. It’s awesome stuff and highly recommended for those studying the language. (While they don't have the Sailor Moon drama, they do have the Ace wo Nerae! drama which I'm definitely going to try to catch.) As I watched live Japanese election results coverage while eating one of those delicious new ½ pound Beef-and-Potatoe burritos from Taco Bell, I thought to myself, Truly the global age has arrived. And truly will I be spending a long time on the can tonight.

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    An hour ago I saw on the news there this interesting piece of information. Apparently some people belonging to a carrier company took Fuji TV/TBS drama "location buses" (I guess the trailers they take to shoots) without permission and were arrested.

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