Monday, May 2nd, 11:20 pm
Update
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Sailor Moon Secrets!
Played backwards, Sailor Moon's music sounds a lot like Paul Simon's song
Kodachrome.
All of it.
Sailor Moon was never a sailor. She put on her resume
that she once swabbed a poop deck, but all she did really was give an enema.
Sailor Moon's wand doubles as a glitter pen.
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She's either a badly ms-painted ganguro, or really into scat. |
Mercury used to steal the transformation pen to go clubbing in Harajuku
as a Ganguro girl.
Sailor Venus is not from Venus. You can't have life there.
Don't touch her kids. You can get crabs just by looking at her.
Never dubbed episode: "Wacky Disease Panic! Neptune gets an HIV test."
Product that never made it past QA: Sailor Uranus flavored ice cream
If you call Sailor Mars by her synonymous mythological name, Sailor Ares,
she'll stab your face. Call her a bitch in a rap song, however, and she'll think
it's something to dance to.
Sailor Jupiter was on Iron Chef Youma as the secret ingredient.
Pluto isn't a real planet. Its axial tilt is too great and its orbiting moon,
Charon, is nearly 50% the size of the planet.
Sailor Pluto's not from a real planet. She's from Parsippany.
Sailor Saturn has a ring around her planet and leaves a ring around the tub.
thank andrew r. for this update. or don't, we're probably better off that
way.
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